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. . . the world according to me: the things I say, the philosophies I live by. . . my little slant on reality.  Life. . . love. . . happiness. . . marriage. . . relationships. . . cats.  Some are my originals, some are borrowed and/or modified, and sometimes I'm not sure which is which. But, they're all worthy of thought -- according to me (smile).

Kelvin-isms:
(Ism - "a distinctive doctrine, cause, or theory " )

On Life in General:

• Kelvin's Law of Cosmic Reciprocity: 
  What goes around, comes around!
  
• We teach best, what we most need to learn (Richard Bach, from "Illusions; The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah")
  
• If you see a snake, kill it.
  Don't appoint a committee on snakes. (Ross Perot)
  
• If I don't want to loan you my ax. . .
  one excuse is just as good as another.
  

On Relationships:

• Never interfere with a *working* relationship
  Just because *you* don't like it, doesn't mean it's not good for *them*
  

• Don't start a relationship hoping that the person will change.
  If you do, you enter a relationship with the intent of changing them and you'll likely be disappointed.  The only person you can change is yourself.

• If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
  If you don't like ducks... don't mess with it.
  
• Never try to teach a pig to sing.
  It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
  
• He who laughs last. . . is usually alone.