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Kelvin-isms & Kel-kwips:

. . . the world according to me: the things I say, the philosophies I live by. . . my little slant on reality.  Life. . . love. . . happiness. . . marriage. . . relationships. . . cats.  Some are my originals, some are borrowed and/or modified, and sometimes I'm not sure which is which. But, they're all worthy of thought -- according to me (smile).

(Ism - "a distinctive doctrine, cause, or theory " )

On Life in General:

  • Kelvin's Law of Cosmic Reciprocity: 
    What goes around, comes around!
  • We teach best, what we most need to learn (Richard Bach, from "Illusions; The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah")
  • If you see a snake, kill it.
    Don't appoint a committee on snakes. (Ross Perot)
  • If I don't want to loan you my ax. . .
    one excuse is just as good as another.
  • Just because you know how to talk...
    doesn't mean you have to...

On Relationships:

  • Never interfere with a *working* relationship
    Just because *you* don't like it, doesn't mean it's not good for *them*

  • Don't start a relationship hoping that the person will change.
    If you do, you enter a relationship with the intent of changing them and you'll likely be disappointed.  The only person you can change is yourself.

On Marriage:

  • A man chases a woman...
    until she catches him...


quip: " a witty or funny observation or response usually made on the spur of the moment")

  • If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
    If you don't like ducks... don't mess with it.
  • Never try to teach a pig to sing.
    It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
  • He who laughs last. . . is usually alone.
Kelvin-isms.  Truer words have never been spoken . . .